Spamboy Games Presents
A dangerously funny card game where satire meets meltdown. Predict the progressive apocalypse, offend your friends, and earn points for surviving the culture war.
Woke Word Wars in 30 Seconds or Less
Draw the Trigger. Drop the Woke.
Each round, one player draws a Trigger card — a spicy prompt, usually something banned in schools. Everyone else drops 1–3 Woke Word cards to craft the funniest, most disturbingly plausible response. The Judge picks a winner, someone throws a tantrum, and the round moves on. First to 7 wins (unless they get canceled first). Oh, and if things get really unhinged, someone might drop a Trump card — chaos guaranteed.
Totally Real Questions From Totally Real People
The Official FAQ
Q: Will I get canceled for playing this?
A: If you don’t, you probably didn’t play it right. Try harder.
Q: Is this safe for work?
A: Does your work have an HR Department? If yes, then no.
Q: Is this game political?
A: No, it’s a totally nonpartisan game about cultural collapse, free speech, and who gets to use the last bathroom stall.
Q: Can my Liberal friend play?
A: Yes. And when they cry, please hand them a “Safe Space” Trump Card.
Q: What’s in the box?
A: 520 cards, 3 ounces of suppressed rage, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.
Certified 100% Problematic
Side effects may include laughter, alienation, and total moral collapse.
Worth It.
We’ve been cited in a cease and desist from the Vatican, a fursuit custody battle, and a class-action lawsuit filed by vegans who claim “emotional chafing.” If that’s not a glowing review, what is?
"I played one round, called my wife a ‘cisnormative patriarchal enabler,’ and now I live in a van behind a Whole Foods. 10/10 would play again."
@kale4life
"It’s basically a hate crime in a box. Would not recommend."
- The Daily Woke
"Playing Woke Word Wars felt like being microaggressed by a thousand tiny fists. Highly triggering, would recommend."
- Karen's Coalition for Cancel Culture Review Blog
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