Spamboy Games Presents
A dangerously funny card game where satire meets meltdown. Predict the progressive apocalypse, offend your friends, and earn points for surviving the culture war.
Woke Word Wars in 30 Seconds or Less
Draw the Trigger. Drop the Woke.
Each round, one player draws a Trigger card — a spicy prompt, usually something banned in schools. Everyone else drops 1–3 Woke Word cards to craft the funniest, most disturbingly plausible response. The Judge picks a winner, someone throws a tantrum, and the round moves on. First to 7 wins (unless they get canceled first). Oh, and if things get really unhinged, someone might drop a Trump card — chaos guaranteed.
Totally Real Questions From Totally Real People
The Official FAQ
Q: Will I get canceled for playing this?
A: If you don’t, you probably didn’t play it right. Try harder.
Q: Is this safe for work?
A: Does your work have an HR Department? If yes, then no.
Q: Is this game political?
A: No, it’s a totally nonpartisan game about cultural collapse, free speech, and who gets to use the last bathroom stall.
Q: Can my Liberal friend play?
A: Yes. And when they cry, please hand them a “Safe Space” Trump Card.
Q: What’s in the box?
A: 520 cards, 3 ounces of suppressed rage, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.
Certified 100% Problematic
Side effects may include laughter, alienation, and total moral collapse.
Worth It.
We’ve been cited in a cease and desist from the Vatican, a fursuit custody battle, and a class-action lawsuit filed by vegans who claim “emotional chafing.” If that’s not a glowing review, what is?
"I played one round, called my wife a ‘cisnormative patriarchal enabler,’ and now I live in a van behind a Whole Foods. 10/10 would play again."
@kale4life
"It’s basically a hate crime in a box. Would not recommend."
- The Daily Woke
"Playing Woke Word Wars felt like being microaggressed by a thousand tiny fists. Highly triggering, would recommend."
- Karen's Coalition for Cancel Culture Review Blog
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Woke Word Wars – Official Press Kit
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“Woke Word Wars” Launches - Adult Comedy Card Game Enters the Cultural Clash
Certified 100% Problematic
Los Angeles, CA, November 13, 2025 — Woke Word Wars, the ridiculously funny adult party card game where satire meets meltdown, is threatening safe spaces and giving students new grievance studies material as it makes its formal debut this month. In Woke Word Wars, players predict the progressive apocalypse, offend their friends, and earn points for surviving the culture war in a unique new format that provides twists, burns and shunning in polite society.Each Woke Word Wars deck contains 100 prompts, 400 player responses and 20 trump cards. Every round, one player draws a Trigger card — a spicy prompt. Everyone else drops anywhere from 1–3 Woke Word cards to craft the funniest, most disturbingly plausible response. The Judge picks a winner, someone throws a tantrum, and the round moves on. First to 7 wins (unless they get cancelled first). However, “trump” cards add a spicy trick to turns, as players can swoop in twice a game to attempt to steal someone else’s answer and create utter chaos. But never forget: you can always trump a trump.“Woke Word Wars is a game that we had to make as an outlet for everyone sick and tired of being told not to complain, not to question, not to think and not to laugh at the absolute insanity and stupidity rampant in politics and society,” said creator Brian McWilliams. “While our game is going to appeal to some audiences more than others, if you can’t take a joke and enjoy Woke Word Wars, you probably have purple hair, horn-rimmed glasses, and pronouns in your bio.”Woke Word Wars, which is available through Amazon.com in the United States with orders set for delivery in mid-November, 2025, encapsulates the most ridiculous trends, political figures, movements, organizations and social contagions that have run rampant in our modern world for its Trigger card prompts. For example, a sample prompt reads: “To Fight Climate Change, Californians Now Have to Power Their Homes With ________. ”Players can tap into answers from simple one card responses like “Street Feces” or “Race and Gender-Swapped Disney Princesses”, or create multi-card answers like “The Harpies of the View” + “Running on French Fry Oil.”The ability to craft add-on responses, or full on sentences gives players creativity to make funnier and funnier answers, while also adding millions of variations in replay.Trump cards add another aspect to playability in that players receive two trump cards every game, which they can use to add a response card to an opposing player’s answer that the judge can consider. If the added card makes that response the funniest of the bunch, the round is theirs! But other players can play trump cards on trump cards, making a mad run to win the round. At the end of the day, however, the judge can tell everyone to “stick it”, and award the win to the original response, meaning your trump took a dump, and you’re out of luck.Woke Word Wars retails at $34.99.More information, pre-ordering and more insulting content can be found at
https://www.wokewordwars.com